Something that one of my guildmembers wrote up while waiting for servers to open

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Strategy for Ruby Sanctum:
Before you join the raid, make sure you have all ur addons updated so that you only get 5 LUA errors when you login instead of 30. Youstart the encounter by double clicking on WOW.exe. After some boring lore chat about terms of use and EULA, the fight starts proper.
The first boss ability is called the "password". Enter your password and press enter. If you get it wrong, you will suffer 4000 typing damage and be stunned for 2 seconds.
The 2nd ability is called "authenticator code". This requires you to enter your authenticator code off your mobile phone. The trick is that this number changes every 30 seconds so you need to be fast. You should chain cast your password and your authcode to do max DPS to the boss.
Once you have entered the 2 codes, you will get an emote "DISCONNECTED FROM SERVER" and you need to repeat the above process until 50%.
At 50%, he will emote "CONNECTED TO SERVER" and Phase 2 starts.
In phase 2, you have to get lucky and manage to get the emote "RETRIEVING CHARACTER LIST" or else the boss EVADES and you are back to the start of PHASE1. The danger is that you run out of MOBILE PHONE BATTERY and ur AUTHETICATOR no longer works. The boss appears BUGGED now as he will randomly cast a phase 1 ability "DISCONNECTED FROM SERVER" and fail to summon the Adds he should bring in from your character list.
Hopefully next week we can get past this Phase 2. Maybe we have to space out more so that we dont chain the "DISCONNECTED FROM SERVER" ability to the whole raid.
Or maybe we need to goto our class trainer and pay blizzard $$$ for the "Login to wow" ability (rank 1)